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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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You mention how awful her stretch
marks look and I absentmindedly
lay my hand over my waist to hide
mine. I hear the words you say and
even when they’re not about me, I
feel them like they are.
anne, hurt by proxy (via anneisrestless)

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greenandpurplesharpies:

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

DONT FORGET THE GOLDEN GAYTIME

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I want to have more sex, travel more, drink more wine and love life. Zoe Saldana (via perfect)

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